WHY CAN’T MY LIFE BE LIKE PHINEAS AND FERB’S?
triciaaa007:
Just building a rocket:

Or fighting a mummy:

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower:

Maybe discovering something that doesn’t exist:

Well.. not giving a monkey a shower:

But surfing tidal waves!

Creating nanobots!

And locating Frakenstein’s brain!

Finding a Dodo bird:

Or painting a continent:

Maybe driving my sister insane!

But then there’s a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall:





I’m singing it in my head lol
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Expectation

Reality

(Source: kdtechnology, via immissb)
When someone says “So tell me about yourself”
lifehas2offer:
You’re like: What do I say?

“Oh my God, Who am I?”

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Kris no gano O.O
twilighthechos:

ESA MINA MEJOR QUE KRISTEN? ESTAN TODOS FUMADOS LA CONCHA DE SU MADRE
Tengo ganas de..

Enserio :)…………….
(Source: accioeverdeengranger, via gleektwilighterhunger)
Una madre le dice a su hija ciega:
piojoskate:
ernestoadrianza:
iamasocial:
pupilaslejanas:
-…Y si sigues portándote mal, te vuelvo a cambiar los muebles de lugar.

jajajajjaja xD
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