WHY CAN’T MY LIFE BE LIKE PHINEAS AND FERB’S?

triciaaa007:

Just building a rocket:

Or fighting a mummy:

Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower:

Maybe discovering something that doesn’t exist:

Well.. not giving a monkey a shower:

But surfing tidal waves!

Creating nanobots!

And locating Frakenstein’s brain!

Finding a Dodo bird:

Or painting a continent:

Maybe driving my sister insane!

But then there’s a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall:

I’m singing it in my head lol

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 Expectation

Reality


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When you walk into a friends room and they are like:

briiidgettelove:

lexrobots:

imaabelieberrr:

“Sorry for the mess,”

And you’re like:

And you think of what your room looks like:


hahaha I do that all the time and my friends hit me x)

hahahahahahhahahaha

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When someone says “So tell me about yourself”

lifehas2offer:

You’re like: What do I say?

 “Oh my God, Who am I?”

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twilighthechos:

bellacherrybomb:

marklevih:

learntobehuman:

kstewismylife:

eclipsemovie1:

#KRSITENSTEWART will no longer be SNOW WHITE !!!!

whose the producer …. im going to kick his ass


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH HELL NO! LILLY IS FUCKING UGLY. LOOK AT HER CATERPILLAR EYEBROWS. 

NOOOOOOOOOOO! Don’t fucking ruin my life!
nooonononnononononononnononononnonoonono LILLY!!!! NO! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MOVIE!!! OUR KRISTEN MUST BE SNOW WHITE!!!!!

twilighthechos:

bellacherrybomb:

marklevih:

learntobehuman:

kstewismylife:

eclipsemovie1:

#KRSITENSTEWART will no longer be SNOW WHITE !!!!

whose the producer …. im going to kick his ass

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH HELL NO! LILLY IS FUCKING UGLY. LOOK AT HER CATERPILLAR EYEBROWS. 

NOOOOOOOOOOO! Don’t fucking ruin my life!

nooonononnononononononnononononnonoonono LILLY!!!! NO! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MOVIE!!! OUR KRISTEN MUST BE SNOW WHITE!!!!!


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Kris no gano O.O

twilighthechos:

ESA MINA MEJOR QUE KRISTEN? ESTAN TODOS FUMADOS LA CONCHA DE SU MADRE 

Tengo ganas de..

Enserio :)…………….

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Una madre le dice a su hija ciega:

piojoskate:

ernestoadrianza:

iamasocial:

pupilaslejanas:

-…Y si sigues portándote mal, te vuelvo a cambiar los muebles de lugar.

jajajajjaja xD

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jajajajajajajajajjaja xddd

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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